December 12th, 2014

Argaaagh!

I Tried to Start a Fight the Other Night

        So I am sitting at my table at work.  A couple walks past.  The woman turns in my direction and announces  to her boyfriend that she wants a reading.

       He grabs her by the shoulder and {YANKS} her away.

        She would have bounced on the ground had he not been strong-arming her.

       Nobody should treat a dog like that.

       IMO, he needed jail time.

       So I screamed at him.  I called him an ass.  I attempted to provoke him into attacking me.  I soooo wanted to "defend myself", put him in the hospital with my pepper spray, the see if I could get him arrested and charged with assault. 

       But he did not take the hint.

       The next day I told te tale to Officer Koch.  He told me I did the right thing.

       I love it when me & "the law" see eye to eye.