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Me NOT Santa! - Alobar Greywalker: Magickal Record (aka Frater PVN, LA-BAJ-AL)
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Me NOT Santa!
        All year long people want to call me Santa.

       This time of ear, it is several times daily.

       Some people get upset when I tell them do ot like Santa nor do I want to be associated with him.

       In the Xian religion, "God" supposedly judges people and punishes the ones he deems are "not nice".

       I say fuck dat shit! I judge MY behavior and expect others to do likewise.

       Cultural representations of Santa are extremely tainted Xianity. They are both classist and racist.

       I want NO part of any associations with Santa.
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rick_day From: rick_day Date: December 9th, 2014 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Alobar, you are a role player. You play the role of guru and palm/card divinator. You don't do it to help people. You do it so you can fucking EAT.

If you just put that stupid santa cap on and charged a dollar for a photo with 'weird santa'. You will clear $50 a night just off that.

Alobar is a character. Weird Santa is too. People like fantasy. Give them some god damn fantasy!

Fuck dude, no wonder you don't get any readings.
alobar From: alobar Date: December 9th, 2014 04:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hope.

I am here to change the world.
rick_day From: rick_day Date: December 9th, 2014 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
what..does that mean? Hope? To who? For what?

How? You're just giving advice using the cards and beard as a prop.

Want to give hope? Here: I hope you don't starve to death.
alobar From: alobar Date: December 10th, 2014 03:27 am (UTC) (Link)
I was going to comment back to you Rick but I realized my comment would be long and complex. So I shall make a new post and eave the URL here when I make the post.
sheilagh From: sheilagh Date: December 10th, 2014 01:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Are you kidding me? Santa is a GATEWAY drug. *perfect* opportunity to bring up magic mushrooms and reindeer piss!

http://www.livescience.com/42077-8-ways-mushrooms-explain-santa.html

I'm surprised Alobar would pass up the chance to warp minds so cleverly.
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